Thursday, November 11, 2010

Artemis of Alfheim

Written to Live my Life, Nu Mixx Klazzics and Greatest Hits by 2Pac

Around 800 AD during Tang dynasty, the Chinese were undoubtedly the most productive in the world with the national GDP accounting for half of the world. Would it be more reasonable to assume China reaches its peak when its GDP per capita is at least about the average of the developed world?

In a tradition dating back to 2400BC near Cairo, Lone, Alfheim's Artemis, harvested her first honey, 30 kg from four of her 10 boxes. A mere viewing of the fruits of her labor is sufficient to make one understand why the Greeks viewed honey as not only an important food, but also as a healing medicine, tasting it confirms why the Romans used honey as a gift to the gods. If you are interested in purchasing your very own gift to the gods, a 600 ml glass can be procured for the less-than-princely sum of R$20.00 (€8.57 or $11.66).

Aside from several bee stings, and Lone's resulting man hand, we were so emboldened by this initial success that we have decided to expand production to 40 bee boxes by year's end.

Based on the results from this first harvest, it is reasonable to assume that each bee box will produce approx. 15 kg of honey per year. Thus, already in 2011, Fazenda Alfheim should be producing approx. 600 kg of raw organic honey - the Nectar of the Gods.

In other fazenda developments:
  • Our heirloom corn continues to grow spectacularly.
  • Our young male calf appears to be recovering well from whatever virus has afflicted him for the past several weeks.
  • Likewise, the younger of our Duroc boars seems to have gotten over the worst of his as-yet-unidentified illness.
  • Same story for the cows…a change in our milking procedure has nearly put an end to the variola (aka as cowpox or pseudo-cowpox) affecting their utters.
Finally, not to be forgotten in this frenzy of farm activity, Dr. Márcio Magano's birthday bash was great, great fun!

3 comments:

mariovsky said...

Hei Rance, how are you? Please book us two jars of honey, I'll send one to Marina.
How could we arrange the delivery?
Bacione
Mario

Luciano Bonachela said...

Rance, Lone,
Congratulations on this great achievement!
We can't wait to taste it :-)
abraços!
Luciano

Anonymous said...

Wow! We're so looking forward to seeing the beautiful honey and even more so to tasting it! XO, Suzanna and Jeff